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28 March 2003 @ 02:21 pm
for those code geeks...  
so work had another all hands meeting.. and from that one of my coworkers came up with this java class which explains the entire content of the meeting....

package com.cisco.vtg.dubious.logic;

import java.deep.thinking;
import com.cisco.corporate.MarketingException;
import com.cisco.corporate.breakaway.*;
import com.cisco.corporate.strategy.*;


/** Mission critical chasm-bridging routine
* @param null - What, you expect to have some input?
*/

public class RealignMission extends OldMission implements CiscoSpeak {

MainRationale reasoning;
EmployeeBuyIn comprehension;
int SuccessfulSum;
int IndividualEffort;

public RealignMission() {
this.reasoning = sucks;
this.comprehension = null;
SuccessfulSum = 3;
IndividualEffort = 1;
}

public KillCompetitors() {
if (++IndividualEffort == SuccessfulSum) {
try {
HoldBreath();
BridgeChasm (CURRENT_BREAKAWAY_STRATEGY);
}
catch (MarketingException e) {
ReorganizeBU(randomly);
DoNotLearnFrom(e);
}
finally {
ReorganizeBU(randomly);
}
else {
Stare(blankly);
RestuffFunnel(forcefully);
WriteSpecs(voluminously);
CheckArithmetic();
}
return Confusion;
}

}
 
 
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