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12 February 2004 @ 03:16 pm
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mmmmm... godhood...

If you were a god...

1. Would you allow other gods before you or be a jealous god?
in the mood im in right now.. no way. its all about ME damn it..:> *giggles*
actually i like the idea of other gods in this thing.. makes it entertaining

2. What bizarre lifestyle requirements would you place on your priesthood?
*muhahahaha* repression. anything to cause more misery and dementia.. (j/k)
lets see. seriously, i would probably enforce tests and such. especially in the areas of parenthood- ya cant be a parent without passing said test. oh that and some ritualistic year long (several year long) journey of service

3. What sacrifice would be most pleasing unto you?
human sacrifice.. with perverted acts done to the sacrificed... *muhahaha* (jk)
again.. seriously, probably no real sacrifice.

4. How many sacraments would you have, and what would they be?
hmmm... not sure... im more into that special event thing that one does once.. like a grand journey with a goal/event set in mind.. probably each person having one every few years... but not necessarily scheduled.. kind of that random thing.. keeps people on their toes

5. How would you smite those who offended thee in thy sight?
smiting.... *EVIL GRINS* i like big messy acts.. so a giant hand comes out of nowhere and smashes the person into a messy bloody pulp...

6. With what other gods would you consort?
Palvati and Amaterasu. or maybe i just wouldnt consort...

7. How many orders of angels would you have, and what would they be called?
no angels. im liking the idea of avatars tho... probably a handful.

8. With what omens would you announce your impending arrival on earth?
i lik surprise.. so no omens.. keep people guessing. or maybe i would be random..

9. What animal would symbolically represent you in your scriptures?
a Bunny? i know i know.. the vorpal bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail...:>

10. How would you redeem humanity for its sins?
no redemption..:> in truth i would make up some sort of elaborate list of sins and make people think i keep a tally but not really. this way people get the idea there is a tally and make all sorts of wierd efforts in trying to circumvent the whole system but they are screwed from the start anyways.. *muhaha*
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Borkypurple_feline on February 13th, 2004 04:20 am (UTC)
I love how you slowly go from being nice to joking around and then full-blown evilness. crazyz man.
Braxana: lenorebraxana on February 13th, 2004 06:56 am (UTC)
i crrrrraaazy dont ya no?